2019: As a second-year member on the team, earned first varsity letter…Little East Academic Honor Roll…appeared in six matches, totaling 74 minutes with a 6.47 goals-against average and a .680 save percentage…in LEC regular season, played 23 minutes in three games with a 10.40 GAA average and .636 save percentage…saw time in three home games with a 5.68 GAA and .667 save percentage in 42 minutes... made a third of his season total of 21 saves in a season-high 30 minutes, allowing two goals in an 8-2 home win over Anna Maria College April 16...
2018: First year member of program, earning a participation award...
High School: Two-year starter in four-year lacrosse career… two-time All-Academic Team qualifier… Team MVP scholarship winner…
PERSONAL: Born John M. Funk September 12, 1998… Parents: Lynn and Matt… Sibling: Lauren… Major: Computer Science… Career plans: Data Scientist at Travelers… Residence: Southbury, CT…
JOHN...REVEALED
What is one random fact you know? Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons
What children's movie scared you either now or when you were little? Willy Wonka
If you could dye your hair any color without judgement, what color would you choose? Purple
What conspiracy theory do you completely believe in? Birds are drones
If you could live anywhere you wanted to, where would you live?Willimantic, the City of Dreams
If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? Tiger
Do you think cereal is soup? Yes
Best vacation you’ve ever been on? Mystic Seaport
What is your absolute favorite holiday? Leif Erikson Day (hinga dinga doergen)
What two totally normal things become weird if you do them back to back? Pouring the milk, then the cereal
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? Dance battle to save the universe
What is your least favorite chore? Getting out of bed
What “old person” thing do you do? Fart in public
Most embarrassing moment: Flipping a tractor while working at a golf course
What movie or TV character would you most want to change places with for a week? Matt Damon
What is your ultimate dream job? Cat Behavior Consultant
My most overused phrase: “Fair enuf”
My favorite moment playing sports: One time, I saved a shot and that was pretty neat
Biggest waste of money: Rent
Closest brush with greatness: Matt Damon
