2019: As a first-year member of the team, earned first varsity letter…appeared in all 16 matches and took 22 percent of the faceoffs, winning 33 of 79 for a .418 success mark... won at least half of his faceoffs in nine games, with a season-high six wins in a season-high 12 attempts coming April 13 at home against Little East opponent UMass Boston, when he also picked up a high of five ground balls... at home, won 48.6 percent of his 35 FO attempts... in the LEC first-round road loss to UMass Dartmouth April 30, won four of six faceoffs... during the year, collected 18 ground balls with two caused turnovers…in LEC regular season, appeared in all eight games with 13 ground balls and one caused turnover…appeared in all seven home games with ten ground balls and a caused turnover…
High School: Played lacrosse as a three-year starter and football for four years and wrestled for three years… midfielder and faceoff in lacrosse, where he was a senior captain...
PERSONAL: Born Michael A. Parker July 8, 1996… Parents: Mary and Allen… Siblings: Ricky, Bobby, Cassie, Teresa, Helen… Major: Biology… Career plans: Wildlife Biology… Residence: Colchester, CT…
MICHAEL...REVEALED
What is one random fact you know? Pringles aren’t actually potato chips
What children's movie scared you either now or when you were little?
“Stay out of the basement” goosebumps movie
If you could dye your hair any color without judgement, what color would you choose? I prefer my own hair color
What conspiracy theory do you completely believe in?Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
If you could live anywhere you wanted to, where would you live? St. Thomas
If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? Polar bear
Do you think cereal is soup? Cereal is not a soup. A soup needs to be cooked.
Best vacation you’ve ever been on? Key West
What is your absolute favorite holiday? Fourth of July
What two totally normal things become weird if you do them back to back? Brush your teeth and drinking orange juice
What is something you used to do/wear that you're embarrassed about now? Bieber’s hair
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? 1v1 on rust
What weird food combination do you like? Tuna fish and pickles
What is your least favorite chore? Folding laundry
What “old person” thing do you do? Exist
Most embarrassing moment: Losing to East Lyme on live TV
What movie or TV character would you most want to change places with for a week? Anakin Skywalker in revenge of the Sith
What is your ultimate dream job? Fighter pilot
My most overused phrase: “Holla for a dolla”
My favorite moment playing sports: Every moment of playing
Pet peeve: When someone uses the wrong terminology when saying where they’re going for example, “I’m heading down to Maine”
Biggest waste of money: Microtransactions in apps
Closest brush with greatness: My brush that I named greatness
If I could change one thing in the world, it would be: Getting rid of taxes
Assign a letter grade to Donald Trump: As a libertarian I feel like he could have done less B-
