Eastern Connecticut State University

One thing you would like to do before you die: Buy a boat and take it to a bunch of different islands
Pregame ritual: Listen to AC/DC
Words to live by: You can’t teach stupid
If you could describe yourself in one word, it would be: Funny
Favorite smell: New tires
If you could meet anyone (living or dead), who would it be: One of the Rothschild’s
If your life could be made into a movie, the title would be: “How to Fake it Until You Make it”
Best athlete (any level) of all time: Joey Chestnut
What would you like to get paid to do for a living: Partying
A class you’ve taken that you’ll never need to use: Stats
Something you wish you were better at: Managing my stress
Hidden talent not many people know you have: Good with directions
Most embarrassing moment: Walking into a pole in high school
Irrational fear: No fear
Something your friends would consider “so you”: Lifted trucks
Person you would swap places with: Jay Leno
If you could invent a new ice cream flavor, it would be: Ribeye steak
TV/Fictional character you most resemble: Michael Scott
Favorite thing you did last summer break: Jet-ski to block island with the boys